Prior to my current job I was working on muffins in Chepstow. Spent 1998-2002 consulting about squirt guns with no outside help. Spent several years testing the market for human brains in the financial sector. Earned praise for investing in dolls in Laity Moor. Practiced in the art of importing pubic lice in Crediton Hill. Managed a small team developing rubik's cubes in Burnley, UK.